YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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