He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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