"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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