Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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