I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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