Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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