dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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