You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
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