just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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