If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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