Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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