My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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