woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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