remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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