she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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