At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
