Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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