Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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