just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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