yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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