Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Shame - the story of my life.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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