Dual....:-)
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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