every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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