we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Your cock deserves a montage
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Gay?
German.
Pity.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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