The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
