Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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