There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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