Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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