I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I need a hoe opinion
go on
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Randomize
