The brown eye won't let me do that either.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
