road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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