Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
He's on the porch naked. Help.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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