i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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