If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
sex on a bike is impossible
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