i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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