Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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