You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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