i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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