So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
If its not for food we ain't going out.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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