yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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