She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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