Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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