You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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