i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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