everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
