Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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