he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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