did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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