that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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