I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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